Thursday, June 12, 2014

an excerpt from the hypothetical blockbuster: "in stile moderno"

EXT. ALISON AND TIFFANY’S DUPLEX – AFTERNOON

MILES’ car pulls up in the parking lot outside the duplex unit where ALISON and TIFFANY live. The boys get out of the car and COLIN looks at MILES, who is finishing his chocolate milk. As they walk up the stairs and toward the door of TIFFANY and ALISON’s apartment, they perform a duet.

COLIN
(deadpan)
I feel good…

MILES
(to the tune of “I Feel Good”
by James Brown)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

COLIN
I knew that I would, now…

MILES
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

COLIN
I feel good, now…

MILES
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

COLIN
I knew that I would…

MILES
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

COLIN
So good.

MILES
Dum dum.

COLIN
So good.

MILES
Dum dum.

COLIN
I got you.